I've been found out as the #1 family ass

If you use Altavista’s image search with the family filter on looking for an ass you find me, due to an old blog entry on physiognomy. I was amazed searching to find the old graphic (since the Altavista search refers you to my blog page) that I got 360 hits for ass on my old blog. This makes me wonder— How do you tell a family-oriented ass from a pornographic one?

Altavista cares, though. While they’ll protect you from viewing potentially hairy bums, they’re more than willing to advertise how to get into porn sites for free on the same screen. If you’re searching for ass, they’d love to offer some more suggestions.

I tried to find ass in the local yellow pages, but unfortunately this isn’t a category labeled with such pride and audacity. There is a niche waiting to be filled, since most communities have ass merchants.

At least e-bay was more helpful. I found lots of ass there. I won’t provide the full listing, but judging from the top two items price is far more important than quality on ebay. Ass assassins ammy? Ass’n Boxes?

Of course, when comparison shopping for ass, a person must know specifically what sort of ass they want. Gourmet grocery ass? Dessert ass? The mind reels at the possibilities.

I really must wonder what sort of ass-fishing equipment exists. Or, what photographic accessories might be available. I worked in a shop for a long time, and I don’t recall anything that was ass-specific.

Enough assing around. Surely I’ve presented enough ass-finding tools.

I just wanted to make sure that if the query was repeated there would be sufficient justification for landing on my page, so that I might retain the dubious distinction of being a premiere ass.